1. If I had a bigger butt life would be so much easier. Men would bend over backwards to do things for me.
2. Damm, suuuurrrre wish I went for a technical degree instead of that liberal arts
waste of time.
3. Why are so many other female bloggers having good sex and I am not. Life is so not fare.
4. Both of my parents were supper slender when they were my age, so why am I on the thick side.
5. Beyonce's legs looked hella toned in her new video. I gotta do squats.
6. I think I am going to take the next semester off.
7. Why do men lie about their penis size when you are going to see the real thing anyway. This goes out to you swinger friend.
8. Why can't I stop watching Maury's "whose the daddy episodes".You are not the father.
9. Why do people who have unprotected sex act surprised when they become pregnant.
10. Maybe a big dick is not in my future.
1 month ago